It’s not a phase mom I really am the next supreme
constantly torn between “if it’s meant to be, it will be” and “if you want it, go get it”
- shrek one: BEST
- shrek two: the funniest movie i have ever seen. literally one of the funniest comedies of all time. incredible pacing and dialogue. reference jokes that were actually funny. surreal world that was so modern fantasy it actually worked. rocking score. awesome scene set to "i need a hero" being sung by the villain unironically and completely played straight. a bar of villains. just overall the best concepts ever.
- shrek three: bad
- shrek four: bad
tbh the only reason i know how to read a clock is so i can figure out when we get out of class
it’s been rough and i have had a lot of distractions but I think i’m gonna get a 4.0 in netflix this semester
i love talking to old friends because they remember so many great things about me that i forgot about
one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald
I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.
*Update from the year 3000* not much has changed but we live underwater
How’s my great-great-great-granddaughter?
She’s doin’ fine